Kate McElwee not only took some snazzy photos of Becky and Deric’s wedding party, she also suggested everyone wear mustaches. While the picture above was our favorite, you can truly sense the romance when the couple themselves are together.
Nothing improves a wedding as much as faux facial hair.
Click here to see the rest of Kate’s awesome photos.
There were no cameras present when the Magna Carta was written. There was no visual documentation of the authorial process behind the Declaration of Independence or the good ol’ US Constitution. So, we knew we had to take a picture of the moment of creation of what may become the most important document known to man: The Unicorn Code.
Here is the text in its entirety:
The Unicorn Code:
1. Unicorns never cheat.
2. Unicorns always lend a helping hand.
3. Unicorns don’t talk to strangers.
4. Unicorns respect the Earth.
5. Unicorns are never late.
6. Unicorns aren’t conceited.
7. Unicorns don’t judge people.
8. Unicorns always give 100%.
9. Unicorns graze on peace and love.
10. Unicorns don’t do drugs.
If you would like to carry around this important moral doctrine with you at all times, you can buy a Unicorn Code Bag.
Perhaps no one can always live up to the code, but shouldn’t we all at least try?
I know the first comments on this post are going to be that we made the wrong choice, but let me explain why we did what we did. Our first impulse when we had the idea for Cat-In-A-Can was that it should just be a photorealistic cat printed on an inflatable body. A staff member volunteered her cat, Lily, who underwent an intense all-angles photo-shoot. From the side, you can even argue that it looks better than what we went with…
From the front, the limitations of the shape and detailing of inflatable objects turns the realistic cat’s face into a seriously deformed and deeply disturbing, sad-eyed cat/pig demon that haunts our dreams.
Some people even had problems identifying it as a cat. We went with the less interesting but less creepy cartoon cat, but I had to share what could have been.
A commercial from the time when there was NOTHING more awesome than a calculator watch. The secret 21st function is AMAZING!
Click here for our calculator watch, which doesn’t have the same functions as the watch in the commercial, but is even CHEAPER!
Our amazing company baker, Cori, outdid herself this year! While it looked exactly like a tin of our Onion Ring Mints, it, thankfully, did not taste like onions.
The He She dolls were an actual factory mistake. See, there was this cartoon show called Jem about an imaginary pop star and she wore crazy clothes. When they went to make the action figure they accidentally put a male head on the body. We can’t be positive, but the one in the picture above looks a lot like Sylvester Stallone. Could it be they mistook Sly for Jem?
One Jem fan told me that the head also looks like Jem’s boyfriend Rio.
We sold out of the original run of them quickly and asked the factory to repeat the mistake. As with most happy accidents, it didn’t work when they did it on purpose. They just sent us an effeminate male doll in vaguely female clothes.
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Sure, you could go the traditional route with your stocking stuffers this year (yawn), or you could spice things up by sprinkling a little bit of the bizarre into your Christmas celebration.
Here are the items we suggest will perk up your presents and save Santa from becoming a bore.
This one is both practical and amazingly different. It has all the protection you need for those snowy winter days, but with the delicious flavor of bacon. Not only that, if you get caught in an avalanche, think about how easy it will be for the dogs to find you when your lips smell like crispy strips of bacony goodness.
This one is not for everyone. Some people immediately “get” the Yodelling Pickle and some question why anyone would ever make it, much less buy one. Still, dill plus yodel equals hours of confusing fun for the whole family.
4. Handerpants
No kid wants underpants for Christmas, but imagine how cool they’ll be wearing these underpants for their hands! Plus, it will prevent chaffing under those scratchy wooly mittens that grandma knit them.
3. Frosting Flavored Cupcake Floss
Promote dental health while providing your kids with the delicious flavor of vanilla icing. If you feel it’s too girly, there is also Bacon Floss for the more carnivorously inclined.
Teach your kids about the importance of modesty by getting them a pair of Squirrel Underpants and then setting them loose in the backyard to put them on a squirrel. (Ok, you shouldn’t put them on a squirrel, but it’s still an important lesson, right?)
And finally, our greatest suggestion!
1. Zombie Mints
These are mints for zombies, they taste like the brains zombies crave. Perfect for imagining a world where Santa was bitten by a zombie and is still making his rounds for all the little zombie boys and girls with his sack of brains and eight tiny zombie reindeer. After your kids stop crying, they’ll have to admit that his has been a Christmas they will never forget!
Gibson and Nai discuss the level of humor in different types of false mustaches.
This is an ad from 1950. Not sure what exactly Bibo was selling, except himself.
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